Have you ever had a boiled egg?

Abe hadn't until today.

"What is this white thing?"

"An egg you say? You usually at least crack those for me."

"But mum its cold and hard!"

"Ok I'll try breaking it"

"Can't do it,  Muuuuuum"

"oooo It broke"

"Hey, this isn't bad. Tastes just like egg. How did you do that?"

"Om nom nom nom"

"Anymore?"